Weblog » Tags » wifery (all)
-
What To Do During A Flood
This weekend, my wife and I found ourselves in a flood situation. Not one, but two nor'easters came whipping down, just at the new moon when the tides are high anyway. The water was overflowing the canals and coming fi… -
Harry Potter and the Pillow-Talk of Doom
(Contextual Note: my wife is reading through the Harry Potter series for the first time, and has just finished Book 2.) Me: "Really, it makes perfect sense." She: "Does it?" Me: "Well you figure that Hogwarts, despite … -
Contest: Honeymoon T-shirt Slogan
Contest Announcement!!! I want to whip up some good Honeymoon-themed T-shirts. I want people to know that I'm on my honeymoon when I'm on my honeymoon. So that's where you come in, Internet. Come up with Honeymoon s… -
Lock the Catbox, Lock the Catbox
Me: *singing along with radio* "I'm going CRA-ZY! I just can't sleep. A shining rocket burns up all my sheep." She: "That's not how it goes." Me: "I'm going CRA-ZY! I feel all right! My Mini jimmies in the skinny… -
Apartment Tour
Jessie and I giving a tour of our future apartment. It's a lot nicer-looking now, with everything out of boxes and all. This would have been a Xanga video, but Xanga is taking forever to transcode my videos--they're… -
More Baby Names
(Disclaimer: nobody's pregnant. This conversation was wholly hypothetical/theoretical/distant future) She: I really like the two names we've come up with. Especially "Cadence Grace." Me: I love that we were able to… -
Rated PG: Parents, look away
Alternatively titled, Two Virgins Trying To Figure Out Bridal Shower Gifts Me: "They come in flavors." She: "Oh." Me: "I'm assuming that means they're ingestible?" She: "Well, it says they're water-based." Me: "I… -
Jesus = Better Sex!
From one of my required-reading books in my premarital counseling class: "In more recent studies, Dr. Paul Wallin and Dr. Alexander Clark concluded that probably no more than 15 percent of women depend upon a fully sati… -
Wedding Invitations
"I liked this one.""All right." God has led two lives to take one path. Christopher ***** Russo and Jessica Ru** ****** together with their parents invite you to share in their joy as they enter into the commitment of ma… -
The Story
1) Happenstance It started, oddly enough, with Xanga. See, while I was going to grad school in Binghamton, my mother and sister gave her my Xanga's URL. And she came by and checked it out, and read old posts. I'm…
ChrisRusso
-
- Name: Chris
- Country: United States
- State: New York
- Metro: Long Island
- Member Since: 6/4/2003
-
True
Lifetime
Connect
Recent Weblogs
-
Chrisrusso is leaving Xanga...
...for a month. I'm not quite participating in Na... -
Shadows
They rustled and hissed amongst themselves like re... -
Airship Pirates
Happy Halloween, all! ...

